With the crunch that is the end of any semester fast approaching (wait, it’s here!), I figure it’s time for a dose of math humor. Yes, mathematicians have just as good a sense of humor as anyone else. For example:

- A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting on a street corner observing a vacant house across the street. They see two people enter, then a short while later, three people leave. The physicist says, “There was an error in the measurement.” The biologist says, “They must have reproduced.” The mathematician says, “Now if one more person enters the house, it will be empty!”
- What’s purple and commutes?
*An abelian grape*.

See? (OK, maybe the humor’s a little specialized, but it’s still, you know… funny.)

MathWorld has a humor index, and Wikipedia has an entry on the mathematical joke. A Google search for “math joke” turns up **2.1 million** hits.

What I want to know is: What’s your favorite math joke? Leave a comment (or two or three or…) and give us all a good laugh.

[Note: Puns and other “bad” jokes are strongly **encouraged**, as long as there’s a hint of math in them.]

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December 6, 2007 at 6:15 am |

How do you tell an introverted mathematician from an extroverted one?

An introvert stares at their own shoes while talking with you; an extrovert stares at YOUR shoes while talking with you.

December 6, 2007 at 6:23 am |

[I told this one at a mathematician’s wedding reception…]

A priest, a playboy, and a mathematician are debating the relative merits of marriage versus philandering.

The priest argues that it is best for one to be married, for all the expected reasons. The playboy argues that it is best to not be married, but to have a lover, again, for all the expected reasons.

The mathematician tells them they’re both wrong, that it in fact it is best to have both a spouse AND a lover.

That way, when you’re not with your lover they’ll assume you’re with your spouse; when you’re not with your spouse they’ll assume you’re with your lover; and that frees up more time for doing mathematics!

December 6, 2007 at 7:23 am |

Glad you weren’t best man at MY wedding! [j/k!]

Here’s one:

Q: What do you call a baby eigensheep?

A: A lamb, duh!

(Oops, I just noticed that that is on the Wikipedia page too! My favorite on the page is the Base 8, Base 10 one:

Q: Why do mathematicians think Halloween and Christmas are the same?

A: Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec)

December 6, 2007 at 8:44 am |

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One! They go off to ask twelve physists, or two lawyers, or three airline pilots, or….etc. to do it for them.

December 6, 2007 at 9:18 am |

Two with a similar theme.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?

A: (Elephant)(banana)sin(theta).

Q: What do you get when shoot a mountain climber with an arrow?

A: You can’t cross a vector with a scalar!

December 6, 2007 at 10:36 am |

Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

December 6, 2007 at 10:51 am |

Q: What do Greek cows say?

A: “muuuu”

December 6, 2007 at 10:59 am |

So a bunch of math functions have a party. It seems, though, that e is just standing in a corner, so sine decides to go over and try to get him involved

Sine: What’s the matter, e? This is a GREAT party! Why don’t you try to integrate yourself?

e: Why should I? It wouldn’t matter anyway!

December 6, 2007 at 11:42 am |

there are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who cant

December 6, 2007 at 11:42 am |

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand bianary, and those who don’t.

December 6, 2007 at 12:20 pm |

Let’s not forget the shortest math joke ever:

Let epsilon < 0.

December 6, 2007 at 7:19 pm |

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!

December 6, 2007 at 7:56 pm |

“Statistics shows that most people are abnormal!”

“How that?”

“According to statistics, a normal person has one breast and one testicle…”

December 6, 2007 at 8:04 pm |

Q: What’s it called when two musicologists carefully consider the timbre of a musical instrument?

A: Four-ear analysis. [“Fourier analysis”]

December 6, 2007 at 8:24 pm |

[horrid one-liner gotten from two jugglers performing at the Sterling Renaissance Festival in summer 2006 {sorry guys — wish I could remember your names to give “credit” for this groaner}]

From the growing list of comments on this post, apparently math jokes are quite a popular topic.

But then again, that stands to reason. After all…

…there is nothing greater than…

…or equal to…

a math joke. [ba-Dump!]

December 10, 2007 at 7:27 am |

I can’t believe I forgot this one!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

A: To get to the…um…

January 2, 2008 at 5:20 am |

Q: What’s an anagram for Banach-Tarski?

A: Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski

February 7, 2008 at 12:17 am |

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March 4, 2008 at 6:36 pm |

OK — it’s corny, but everytime I read it, I bust out laughing.😀

A mathematician went insane and believed that he was the differentiation operator. His friends had him placed in a mental hospital until he got better. All day he would go around frightening the other patients by staring at them and saying “I differentiate you!”

One day he met a new patient; and true to form he stared at him and said “I differentiate you!” but for once, his victim’s expression didn’t change. Surprised, the mathematician marshalled his energies, stared fiercely at the new patient and said loudly “I differentiate you!”, but still the other man had no reaction. Finally, in frustration, the mathematician screamed out “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!”

The new patient calmly looked up and said, “You can differentiate me all you like: I’m e to the x.”

To which the mathematician exclaimed, “Yeah, but I’m d/dy!”…and poof, the new patient was gone!

March 5, 2008 at 11:34 am |

Excellent Alane — I’d heard that joke without the last line, and loved the surprise ending!

October 31, 2008 at 10:46 am |

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