Archive for April 29th, 2008

Fractured Theorems

April 29, 2008

The Bovino-Weierstrass Theorem:  In any bounded pasture containing an infinite number of cow pies, you can stand in one location where no matter how close you look, there are an infinite number of cow pies near your feet.

 Surely there must be more such fractured theorems lurking out there in our collective imagination… If you come up with any new ones, share them in the comments.